Monday 28 April 2014

Rihanna's No-Bra Day

Rihanna may be “bad” at wearing all of the usual top layers of an outfit, but she’s also perfectly good at it, you know? Like on Friday night, when she hit up the Toronto Raptors’ game against the Brooklyn Nets at Barclays Center.
Let’s see, we’ve got the “Can’t Remember To Forget You” singer sitting courtside, BFF Melissa Forde, a man we’re gonna call Bartholomew Q. Kneeflowers, the latest clutch from Illuminati Couture, a white tank top, but —OH LOOK! — no bra.
Lest you think we’re being shady, we’re just going to stop you right there. We fully applaud Rihanna’s total no-dus bra-
perandi when it comes to putting together her lewks. As she broke it down in the March 2014 issue of Vogue: “If I’m wearing a top, I don’t wear a bra… If I’m wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.” The 4/20 pasties are the exception that PROVES the rule.
Unless… Could Rihanna be all about that no-bra life for a purpose higher than looking flawlessly uninhibited? (Also, could there even be such a purpose?!) Like, what if it’s some sort of superstitious good-luck charm she whips out for her maybe-boyfriend Drake? He is the Raptors’ global ambassador forcourtside lint-rolling, after all.
Either way… Don’t stop now, Rih! The Raptors are on a hot streak. (Sorrles, Nets!)

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